So as you can infer from this entry I had a rough night yesterday from drinking too much. After arriving home, I immediately proceeded to throw up outside by the curb. This morning after grabbing some brunch, my friend Tony and I were walking past my apartment to the subway when he pointed at something on the ground and asked me if it was mine. I looked over and there on the curb was evidence of my shameful act. Very gross:
My most sincere apologies for the owner of that vehicle. I also thank the owner of the vehicle for providing something against which I could brace myself last night.