His name isn't mentioned too often in (admittedly asinine) discussions of celebrity Don Juans, however I've maintained that John Mayer's consistent ability to snag quality arm candy gives him some sort of an underdog status. When news that he's dating [insert name] hits the wires, everyone reacts with surprise but people shouldn't be surprised: he has quite a track record and history of attracting some premium sorts. Amusing to see ESPN pick up on this story and dare to compare John Mayer with the Lothario of all Lotharios, the Sultan of Twat himself Derek Jeter. Of course, even more amusing is the predictable backlash from the readers.
Feel free to file this blog entry under "Idiocy" and "Waste of my time."