"My, like, expectancy for what girl I'm going to get is, like, so fucked-up. I've just been around really hot women my entire life, so the average high school girl won't do it for me. But instead of make me really care about looks, I look for the personality and a personal connection. Because I've been around looks all my life, and it's like, if I can't talk to her..." - Marston Hefner (Hugh Hefner's first son)