Here are some responses given by young children when asked what "love" means to them:
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. - Terri, 4Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. - Danny, 7
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." - Elaine, 5
Did you just finish throwing up? Me too. Will someone please tell Terri, Danny, Elaine, and Lauren that love is merely a subcortical chemical reaction at best and at worst, a fart of the heart?
Not sure why you'd want to, but read more dumb things stated by kids here.