Moron uses an example of a banana-- "the atheists' nightmare" --to prove the existence of God, because a banana perfectly conforms to the human hand, indicators that signal that it's ready to eat, and a tab (I think it's called a stem) that permit easy peeling for consumption. Ergo, GOD. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A]

Of course, there are more of God's creations that puts the fear of His religiosity into the heart and minds of atheists:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daD9pVB4YcI]

The point about bananas also being shaped like a handy gun, for self protection against the heathens, is another compelling piece of evidence. He left out another feature of the banana that is so naturally useful: It can also work as a PHONE! The banana phone gets crystal clear reception and comes with unlimited minutes for the true believers.

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