[Two older men, one South Asian and other Chinese, talking about the new comedy The Love Guru.] Guy 1: It has Mini-Me in it.
Guy 2: Who's that?
Guy 1: From the Austin Powers movie.
Guy 2: Shorty.
Guy 1: He's not a midget.
(Beat.)
Guy 2. Dwarf.
[Two older men, one South Asian and other Chinese, talking about the new comedy The Love Guru.] Guy 1: It has Mini-Me in it.
Guy 2: Who's that?
Guy 1: From the Austin Powers movie.
Guy 2: Shorty.
Guy 1: He's not a midget.
(Beat.)
Guy 2. Dwarf.