CK: She set me up with one of her friends last night Me: Ohhh snap. So what happened?

CK: The girl is amazing. I was totally taken. Completely cute.

CK: Half sudanese, half mexican

CK: Community clinic doctor

Me: She sounds awesome.

CK: Yeah. I was pleasantly surprised. I was expecting another ugly desperate girl like the ones i've been faced with lately

Me: Okay....So, did you make a move at the end?

CK: I couldn't, because she gave me a ride to my bike...lol.

Me: LOL

CK: Fuck you.

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