I'm just the messenger here, folks, but apparently we are all only a one-hit pop song away from a vacation like the one here that James Blunt is apparently enjoying in these photos:
Allegedly Blunt called John Mayer before heading out to see if John wanted to come.
"Dude, grow up bro," replied John Mayer, "Besides, I can't: Minka Kelly is coming over in a bit. I think she wants to get back together. I don't know what to do. Jennifer is great and all, but she keeps talking about this Ross guy."
More NSFW photos here.
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