In today's themed Google homepage they feature a tiger engaging in what appears to be tae kwon do, a Korean martial art, against a human competitor. This is dumb.
While humans sit at the top of the food chain thanks to our technology, in a battle of brute strength we are but mere delectable meals to many animals, especially the tiger. Tigers are skrong ferocious animals with skin piercing sharp claws and teef. Tigers are aggressive, no doubt about that. They can effortlessly leap 12 feet into the air and weigh in at 350 lbs.
So a tiger doing tae kwon do? Stupid. Go back to what works, son. Use them claws and teef.