What I thought would be an uneventful early afternoon of laundry turned into anything but that. My cell phone accidentally was mixed in with my laundry and received a lengthy dip in the wash cycle. The end result:
Suffice to say I've lost all of my friends and acquaintances' contact information. So if you see this please send me your phone number.
Update: Relatedly
I recently came across this "Verizon anti-iPhone tip sheet."