I think coaching the Men's Olympic Basketball team, while it was a great win for America, is going to hurt the Blue Devils because Coach K got distracted from his real job, the job that pays him a big fat paycheck. Look at his team this year:
Look at that. All I see is a swarm of yellow shirts.
Dammit #22, get it there! You're the biggest fucking player on our team. We need you in there. Light that fire and get that rebound, baby. Okay? Don't cry. Stop. Stop crying. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss. It's just that you're the strongest player on the court. Alright? I'm sorry.
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