Victoria Secret created a miracle bra bedazzled with "3,575 black diamonds, 117 certified 1 carat round diamonds, 34 rubies and finishes with 2 '100 carat' black diamond drops." And it can be all yours for $5,000,000. What recession? The closest most of you will ever get to this bra or this future wifey modeling it is this photo (not me though: just give me 2 more years):
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