I had one of the more bizarre last night's party moments yesterday evening. First I went to a coworker's birthday party where we pushed out all the suits with our aggressive dancing style during which MRod [censored]. When I got back to my apartment neighborhood I decided to jump into a nearby restaurant to grab a late night dinner. Soon after I sat down at the bar, ordered my food and drink, I noticed a drunk couple stumble inside. The girl sat down on the stool next to me and heavily leaned against me.
"Hey, you alright?" I asked.
She stared at me with vacant eyes. And then she uttered, "You are a beautiful Asian boy." Then she grabbed my head and forcefully kissed me.
"WOAH! Isn't that your boyfriend?" I asked, and then waved the bartender over to order her some water.
"No, he isn't."
While waiting for the bartender, I suddenly felt this wet sensation on my arm. I looked down and this girl was...licking and sucking on my arm!
Her friend, a bartender on the Upper West Side, and I ended up making sure she didn't fall off her seat while feeding her our food.
And of course, I made sure to get some photo documentation. Here's the cool bartender (who took the photo with his iPhone) and the girl who molested me at the bar.
