His Work Has Been Really Stressful Lately Which Is Why He Hasn't Called.

He's Sleeping With Your Best Girl Friend, But Doesn't Know How To Tell You.

He's Gay. Seriously. 

He Isn't Sure If You Are Into Him Which Is Why He's Been Sending You Mixed Signals. 

He's Just Not That Into Fat Chicks.

He Was Into You Until You Mentioned Voting For McCain.

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