Note the million dollar smile, aggressive leg slit, and the classic vintage sepia tone.
Her then boyfriend David Upchurch in the prom photo is a customer sales rep today and refused "to 'kiss and tell' about their time together."
Smart choice Mr. Upchurch, because otherwise you may find 2009 the worst year ever with an IRS audit ("a random occurrence"), a SWAT team led by Delta Force accidentally busting into your house ("an honest mistake"), and your company being denied whatever bailout assistance every other business receives from the federal government ("a crucial and quite necessary piece of paperwork wasn't filed in time, sir").