Uncomfortable Plot Summaries lists slightly different interpretation of famous plots.

  • BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
  • BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
  • DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.
  • DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
  • GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
  • GOOD WILL HUNTING: Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.
  • GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
  • KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
  • LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
  • ROCKY: White man beats black man.
  • STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
  • TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

Let me try.

UP: Octogenarian kidnaps and flees country with child.

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