A hipster reality show casting call.* They're looking for the following hipstertypes:

  • "The NYC transplant from middle America or Connecticut" one
  • "The cynic"
  • The "hipper than thou" one
  • The "one with the handle bar moustache"
  • The "we gotta save the world but fuck my own neighbor" one
  • The "misanthropic one",
  • The "know-it-all-blogger" one
  • The "I'm not a hipster"- hipster one
  • The "not so secretly gay" one
  • The "too cool for school" one
  • The "Brooklyn is the greatest place on Earth" one
  • The "one who calls everyone a douchebag" one
  • The "one who will beat all the odds and make it in the music industry cause I'm soooo special" one
  • The "one who just can't admit that life totally passed me by so I'll move to W'burg and reinvent myself" one
  • The "one without a fucking clue" one
  • The " I tweet therefore I am" one
  • The "One who can eat my asshole" one

*Fake, but still hilarious.

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