While I was recently browsing J Crew's website, I got a pop-up message from their online chat customer service. Inspired by Guboogi's friend (also named Matt) I had the following conversation with "Erin."
Erin: Hello! How may I help you?
Me: I'm curious about the 484 slim fit jeans, but first I'm wondering...what is the meaning of our existence?
Erin: I am sorry, that is a question I cannot answer for you. Each persons meaning is different, only you can decide what the meaning of your existence is.
Erin: Now, how can I assist you with item 33367?
Me: How much do those jeans shrink or stretch?