Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man: Looks retarded, acts retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cars, autistic, sho', not retarded. You got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump: Slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition, that ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, Being There: Infantile yes, retarded no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam: Went full retard, went home empty handed.
- Wisdom of Kirk Lazarus