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DJ AM & Travis Barker's Song: Fix Your Face

I was pretty shocked to hear about the recent tragic airplane crash that killed four and critically injured DJ AM and drummer Travis Barker. I had previously highlighted their creative collaboration.

Amazingly at the moment, despite bad burns and injuries, a full recovery for both are expected. This accident however does give their song "Fix Your Face" which also samples Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire," a particularly portentous and ominous undertone.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQC08SmXduw]

Wishing those guys the best recovery.

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These Eyes

Just because: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mra9aUOwwfA]

Haha. This damn song has been stuck in my head for a few days now. Hopefully it'll snag you too.

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Classy iPod Speaker

This is some real classy stuff by way of iPod speakers go. I feel like I would have to open up a jar of Grey Poupon while only piping Bach through these speakers of antiquity yore.

Beat that Bang & Olufsen! Take your sleek minimalist design, 3 year warranty, and shove it!

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Worst Hipster Bar Playlist

Just copying and pasting this one.

Here’s how Hipster Hell works. You go to the digital jukebox and proceed to pick songs designed to drive hipsters insane. Remember, anything liked by a lot of people can’t possibly be good in the mind of a hipster, so go for songs as popular as possible. For example here’s my top 20 Hipster Hell playlist:

  1. “Crazy” by Britney Spears
  2. “Native New Yorker” by Odyssey
  3. “Knockin’ Boots” by Candyman
  4. “Vibe” by R. Kelly and Public Announcement
  5. “Uptown Girl” by Billy Joel
  6. “Idioteque” by Radiohead (to give them a glimmer of hope, a light at the end of the tunnel if you will)
  7. We Built This City” by Starship (to cruelly yank them back into the 7th circle of Hell)
  8. “Vogue” by Madonna
  9. Any song by a Disney Channel alumnus, take your pick (for example Raven Symone, Lindsey Lohan, Jonas Brothers or Hillary Duff)
  10. “Addams Groove” by MC Hammer
  11. “Rush Rush” by Paula Abdul
  12. “Hanging Tough” by New Kids on the Block
  13. “MMMBop” by Hanson
  14. “Pump Up the Jam” by Technotronic
  15. “Now That We Found Love” by Heavy D. and the Boys
  16. “Mambo No. 5″ by Lou Bega
  17. “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John
  18. “Barbie Girl” by Aqua
  19. “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston
  20. “Zombie Nation” by Kernkraft 400

Bonus tracks:

  1. “I Write the Songs” by Barry Manilow
  2. Anything by The Strokes

Pay the extra money to get all these songs bumped to the front of the queue. The beauty of this selection is that for the first song or two, the hipsters will actually be into it and enjoy it, thinking that the songs are being played for the sake of irony. By the third or fourth song, they start figuring out that something’s wrong. By the fifth, they start becoming vocally upset. Critical mass tends to hit “MMMBop.” It gets really ugly by the time the first note of Whitney Houston hits.

Sounds amusing--the transition after the hopeful Radiohead is especially evilly funny--except it sort of seems like EVERYONE loses at the bar.

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Behind the Music: Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

Rolling Stones gets the story or rather, stories straight from the mouths of the various players involved in the creation and aftermath of Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, a seminal album released 10 years ago that "went on to sell more than 8 million copies, win five Grammys." It's also one of my all time favorites and one of those albums that I would bring with me to a deserted island scenarios.

John Legend: I was in the spring of my junior year at University of Pennsylvania. A friend invited me to give her a ride to Lauryn's house in Jersey. Lauryn was working "Everything Is Everything." I sang and played a couple songs for her. She asked me to play piano on the track. She guided me a little bit but it was pretty simple because I was playing along with a string part that was already there. I became known around campus as the dude who played on "Everything Is Everything." It was my little claim to fame at Penn for my whole senior year.

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Che Vicious: She gave me co-production [on "To Zion"], but I did the track on my own. There was label pressure to do the Prince thing — written and produced by. I still love you like a sister, but you didn't do it on your own.

Until I read this I had 1) no idea that John Legend worked on her album, and 2) that he went to Penn.

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News I Find Interesting, Part 1

In an exercise that will be beneficial to both me (emptying out my Google Reader's "starred" items) and to you (a whole lot of stuntastic things from around the Internets), I'm bringing back an old segment that will be familiar to my oldest readers, "News I Find Interesting!" Here, I will be posting a long list of links and such that I've encountered that I found interesting, amusing, idiotic, titillating, or hilarious, but didn't get around to sharing with you. You may have already seen few, some, or all of the links below, but in any case I hope you will find an item or two of note that YOU will find interesting.

1. The New York City's Department of Transportation has installed nine unique bike racks designed by David Byrne, yes of the Talking Heads fame, but did you know he is also a bike enthusiast? It is only temporary but I hope the powers that be change their minds and make them a permanent addition to the City landscape. More information, including rack location (hi-ho!) here.

2. Do your best Beavis and Butthead laugh when looking at this unintentionally funny sign.

3. Idiot TSA "inspector" breaks commercial airplane. TSA guy should be added to the "no-fly" list as he clearly is a danger to travelers.

4. The DUI Mario Kart experiment. Damn, I'm ready to submit myself as a subject for an experiment like this. Any fellow geek want to organize this?

5. Best $2k I ever spent!

6. Photos of cute animals + website = Profit! Cute Overload, the popular site of fuzzy wuzzy puppies and kitties, is making the owner some nice chedder from advertising. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS FIRST?!?!

7. People taking photos of Obama. One dude got himself one of those green disposables just for the occasion.

8. All that music you kids are uploading and streaming from Muxtape is costin the company a whole lotta money in the hosting category. Looks like cloud computing might be expensive enough to bring a company crashing back down to earth.

9. Michael Phelps doesn't want to make a splash and piss off advertisers and sponsors. He just wants to be a corporate bitch. Post-college idealist MRod is looking to do the same. Sponsors, sponsor me!

10. Selections from H.P. Lovecraft's brief tenure as a Whitman's Sampler copywriter. Haha!

11. What makes for a good blog. I agree with many of the points, but I break most of the "rules." I think those traits make for popular blogs, but that is separate from what I specifically enjoy about blogging. In the end, there's no hard and fast set of rules. Do you. Do what you like to do that will keep you blogging, even if it is for just a month or two.

12. LGBTA L.G.P.A, the Ladies Golf Professional Association, is requiring all its golfers to pass a verbal English test or face suspension. This new rule was especially aimed and communicated to the South Korean contingent. It's so jarring to read of something so anachronistic as "English-Only" in the 21st century particularly when it pertains to professional sports which is becoming more and more globalized in a symbiotic relationship for new talent, bigger audiences, and more money. As the Times writes:

Women have been fighting against discrimination in golf for decades, as Augusta National Golf Club — home of the Masters Tournament and still lacking a single female member — shamefully demonstrates. For the L.P.G.A. to impose discriminatory rules on its own members is not only offensive, it’s self-destructive.

And IDIOTIC!

13. Campbell Soup Company's marketing manager writes to Andy Warhol. So pop.

14. Eric Ripert, chef of top restaurant le Bernardin, is blogging recipes of dishes he creates using the common toaster oven. He's JUST LIKE YOU AND ME! Okay, not at all.

15. Drawing with a cup of coffee and a spoon. Genius. I can't wait to try this at brunch next time and piss off the server.

To read more click after the jump...but you've been warned: there's a LOT more to read.

16. Another upcoming show, called The Wrong Door from across the Atlantic that looks promising. The BBC is so on point.

17. Has the identity of the Zodiac Killer been uncovered? He may be....RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

18. The most obsessed Twat Twit ever. Dude gets the Twitter error message image tattooed. I'm definitely "unfollowing" this cat. Freak.

19. Matt Harding, you know the guy who danced all around the world, now brings his schtick to the corporate boardroom to "boost morale." I would jump around like an idiot for a paycheck too. Yea, I'm hating. So what?

20. Sarah Palin's Wikipedia page got a bit of Fall cleaning right before McCain announced her as his BFF (after only just meeting her once).

21. A new study in Clinical Pharmacology & Therapeutics argues that medicine tailored to specific "races" or racial groups are doomed to fail. Although two individuals may be of the same "race," a label that is a social construct in of itself, their respective genomes may respond differently to a particular medication.

22. Worst. Dress. Ever.

23. Bush eats cat on the cob. Haha.

24. This sci-fi film noir short (won a film contest) is pretty good. In a future where cloning is widespread, this detective tries to track down who is murdering his own clones.

25. LA has had a serial killer out there for awhile. Yikes.

26. This teenager started a Zune chat community in 2006. He earned $1,000 a month for a couple years from advertising and just recently sold it for $62,000. I hate my life.

27. Soulja Boy talks about the hacker who hijacked his MySpace and other pages.

28. VPILF. LOL. "Just a heartbeat away from being a PILF." LOL.

29. Headless teddy USB drive. Or in other words, "How to be even MORE creepy at work."

30. Nasubi, the naked guy who lived on freebies for an entire year for a Japanese reality show for a sort of real life Truman Show...except even more fucked up!

31. YouTube Comment Snot - A Firefox add-on that will hide all those stupid comments on the popular video hosting and streaming site.

32. Strawberries and shake, the perfect combination? YES YES YES.

33. Banksy hits up New Orleans. BANKSY -- COME BACK TO NYC! Specifically, come to Park Slope and tag up my apartment building or hell, even my apartment room itself! Thanks!

34. Militant art. ERIN, Please have your [famous] boss buy this please!!

35. I know it's a low blow, but mang, it's still funny. Old guy + young gal = Comedy.

36. Michael Jackson and Emmanuel Lewis vintage video. Back then this was probably considered cute. Today, frightening. I'm watching it and all I keep thinking is "How the heck is no one flying across the screen and tackling Michael while screaming KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CHILD MICHAEL!"

37. Cute Overload. Damn, this puppy whistling is so cute I want to just pop it in the microwave on high heat.

38. Hysterical Nickleback parody. Seriously, I wasn't going to watch it because well, I hate Nickleback, but I'm glad I did. Hilarious.

39. Oddly compelling video put together using photos of Bush, Obama, and McCain. It sounds a lot more interesting than it reads.

40. This cat bento box should have two heads.

41. Nine breathtaking bridges. Although I'm pretty much amazed by any bridge which I think are amazing feats of engineering.

42. Obama needs to unleash his moneyed advantage and buy up some keywords.

43. GUTEN TAGGGGG! Breakfast for yo brain!

44. As Gawker says, this story is the most Onion like story yet. It reminds me a lot of the vibe of St Louis.

45. North Korean anti-America propaganda posters.

46. The most unhappy dogs in the world. I would be too if I had to wear what they were forced to wear.

47. Camouflage art.

48. If a black hole accidentally occurred here on earth, what would the repercussions look like? Like this.

49. Parking tickets for those who've crossed the line.

50. Dave Freeman, co-author of 100 Things to Do Before You Die" dead at 47.

51. Train nearly runs over idiots. It's a "HOLY SHIT" sort of a moment in the video.

52. "Old man" does magic tricks on subway trains and amusement parks. The last one is hilarious.

53. China isn't the only country that lip synched its Opening Ceremony. Those Aussies did it as well during the Sydney Olympics.

54. How did we end up with a drinking age of 21 in the first place [in the US]?

55. Zombie emergency procedure. Guide on what to do in the event of a zombie attack.

56. Heh. Evily genius in today's age of hyper-connectivity. Fake Following.

57. The Japanese Anna Kournikova...sourta.

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WHAT A BREAK UP LOOKS LIKE

This music video for Gnarls Barkley's "Who's Gonna Save My Soul?" is a brutal literal recreation of what relationship breakups can feel like for some. Although that heart sort of reminds me of the California Raisins which is kind of distracting. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTVSygNKAsg]

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BANKERS VERSUS CONSULTANTS

Bankers and consultants go head to head in this autotune heavy rap video, Damn It Feels Good to be a Banker. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4]

Of course it is also a publicity video for the ridiculous book Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work On Wall Street. My next novel I'm tackling is Murray Bail's long awaited new novel "The Pages," but I kind of also really want to read this inane Banker book.

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2008 AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPION

Check out the performance by American Craig "Hot Lixx Hulahan" Billmeier who is the 2008 World Air Guitar Champion. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8]

My friend Miri Park won the first season of this competition. I didn't know her at the time of course. I do remember actually trying to go see the national round which was taking place at the seedy Pussycat Lounge, but leaving without seeing any of the performances because the line and wait was too long. It's funny to me now how big the whole event has become now.

Check out Miri's badass performance:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI8MwX3Zczw]

Click here for more information on her at the Air Guitar website.

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MUSIC VIDEO: POP SEOUL

This (popular?) music video is from my peoples in the Hermit Kingdom. The first 0:37 seconds of the video is pretty good. Actually, I think it's pretty great, especially the vibrant use of colors and well framed cinematography. Feel free to mute it for the rest of the video. See for yourself: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJqbgHzkInM]

What I can't quite figure out is why the two girls are hating on the dude so much. All he seems to do is flirt with them rather harmlessly, and at that he may just be trying to boost the gals' self-confidence. All their exercising, petty competitiveness and rivalry suggests something deep rooted in them. What? He shouldn't wave back when they smile and greet him? That's just rude in all three of my cultures.

And when they find out he's seeing some girl, and even that seems open to interpretation (maybe he was just consoling a friend in his car), their vindictive reaction seems not only completely over the top but also rather psychotic if not illegal (E.g., Messing with his whip. Seriously?).

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WES ANDERSON AND JASON SCHWARTZMAN SHOP AT BORDERS

Here's an annoying internet commercial for Borders Books under the guise of a video of two favorites of cultural elites, Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman flippantly browsing through the selections at a Borders location. How do I know it's a marketing effort from Borders? It was uploaded by BordersMedia on YouTube (brought to you by Google). I don't know why I'm posting this. I want a free copy of Rushmore in exchange. And a Borders gift certificate and apology from corporate for not hiring me during the summers when I was in college. It was very damaging to the self esteem.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRC9oDeVjk]

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NEIL DIAMOND TO FINALLY PERFORM SWEET CAROLINE AT FENWAY

Neil Diamond is scheduled to perform at Fenway Park, home of the great Boston Red Sox, next Saturday. His song Sweet Caroline plays in the middle of the eight inning at every Red Sox home game and "has become the team's unofficial anthem and more: a rousing eighth-inning singalong-turned-musical totem whose propitious properties remain a mystery - even to the songwriter who the folks at Fenway have been trying to lure to the park for years."

"I'm not sure I understand it, but it's fun to sing along with and for me it's always been a good-luck song," Diamond says of his 1969 hit, whose popularity has hardly ebbed in four decades. "It's been around for so long, and I think that anybody who adopts it has some of that good luck. The fact that the Red Sox have adopted it proves the point."

Uh, really?

"I put home runs and good pitching in front of the song," he concedes. "But the song does capture the spirit of the team."

It's an odd association considering the song has nothing to do with baseball or the Red Sox. And no one seems to know the connection between their favorite team and this song by Neil Diamond. Turns out the person responsible for starting this entire tradition is Amy Tobey whose job from 1998 to 2004 was to create the playlist of songs to play during each game (SWEET GIG!). She noticed that Sweet Caroline was playing at other sporting events and decided to include it at Fenway. At some point playing the song became a superstition thing to her: Something that Red Sox fans are no strangers to. We can be a little edgy.

In 2002, when new management took over at the park, they requested that Tobey play the song during the eighth inning of every game. ''They liked it and they just loved the crowd reaction with it and stuff," she says. Though Tobey says she was nervous the change would be bad luck for the team, its appeal to fans ultimately ruled. And under the song's spell, the Red Sox last season won their first World Series in 86 years.

Read the rest of the interview with Neil Diamond here.

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