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WEEKEND UPDATE

First, a few photos kindly sent to me (Thanks Lauren!) from an open bar outing a few weeks ago. IMG_0039 I kind of love this photo.

IMG_0041 This might be one of my favorite photos ever from my party photo set.

Anyway, fast forward to the present. Saturday night was an interesting night...unfortunately the camera was left at home. Played wingman to a friend at his ex's going-away send off party. After Saturday, my friend and I are now even for when I dragged him to play wingman at a terrible club on the west side that played only Oldies music all night long.

On Saturday, my friend Jesus's band Zenen performed at the Delancey to help kick off a new monthly music and art event, Tripnotica.

IMG_8754 Some artist was painting on the main floor of the three level bar.

IMG_8755 Jesus and the White Jackets!

IMG_8757 Industrial rocking it!

Then I met up with Cy and we went to Faluka for some silly hookahing, drinking, and dancing. Some photos...

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IMG_8768 Woa.

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GAWKER CALLS OUT A FRIEND

I've been reading Gawker since its inception back in the day (the days of then scribe, Elizebeth Spiers) and I always enjoyed its no-holds-barred, gloves off gossiping and trash talking.  Of course, Gawker blindly smacks around people who I have no connection with or know on any sort of a personal level, so it was bizarre to read them talk shit about someone who I am friends with. Basically, the NY Observer, which I read incidentally, had a profile on him and this story was like a big fat softball tossed in the air to Gawker.

Anyway, there's no such thing as bad publicity (Quick: Who first said this?  Answer without running to Google) and so, for you kiddies obsessed with celebrities, fashion, stylists, and the New York social scene, keep your eyes out for Kristian Laliberte--your next uber stylist/publicist.

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPGRADE

Remember in Jerry McQuire McGwire McGayer Mcguire(Thanks Google) after his client Ron Tidwell has that huge performance on Monday Night Football (WOOOO! SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEAYYYYYYYYYYY) and an excited Jerry calls his 'wife' Dorthy Boyd and tells her about what a huge night he had, they had, their company had?

That non sequitur aside, last night my roommate Chris aka C-Low and I decided to upgrade our status from "roommate" to "friend." What does this mean for the future? It means that we no longer have to introduce each other to our friends like, "Hey, meet my roommate Chris," but now I can say "Meet my friend Chris." Although, if I'm mad at him because he didn't do the dishes, or because he let Luca shit in front of my door, I'm going to introduce him as my roommate.

I feel that my relationship with my third roommate Kristin aka D Train was upgraded a long time ago. I think she's my friend now and no longer justaroommateIfoundoffCraigslistIlikegatorade. But...this is New York and in New York, relationships are a particularly fickle creature (Totally channeling Sarah Jessica Horseface from Sex and the City right now...wow...I'm having an out of body experience right now...who is this person typing at my computer...), and unless both parties explicitly have an unequivocal discussion--with lawyers and court reporters present--about the status of their relationship (Roommate, Friends, Dating, Open Relationship, Relationship, Random Play, Swinger, Married, Divorced, or Networking Only) and come to an agreement, then their relationship status forever remains abstruse, ambiguous, and even chimerical. One party might think s/he is in a Relationship, while the other party might think s/he is in it for Networking Only. Ouch. So I think I need to have a sit down with D Train and find out where she and I stand. Just roommates (boo!) or friends (yay!)?

As for the apartment resident dog--spoiled brat extraordinaire aka the little guy--Luca and I like to tag team pillows (he takes the back and I take the front), which makes us practically BFF.

Update: So the prescient statement I made above over a year ago is that relationships are a fickle creature in New York. Having to step over an untrained and un-housebroken dog's piss and feces every morning, day, and evening; smelling cigarette smoke every morning, day, and evening; and  trying to deal with unreasonable messiness and hoarding in the common spaces is a whole heap of straw that broke this camel's back. I just want her to give me back my security deposit now.

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NOTORIOUS MSG CONCERT!!!

So Notorious MSG is performing on Saturday, Feb. 17th at hipster haven Pianos and this rice eating blogger is stoked! I saw them perform with Nick (who nearly started a couple fights that night--good times, Nick! Haha) and Kaizar a while back at the now defunct CBGB. It was a pretty badass show.

Who is The Notorious MSG? The Grey Lady of the Times had a write up about them, unfortunately you have to be a snooty "Times Select" member to see it now, so I'm going to cut-and-paste from their website:

Blasting out of the streets of Chinatown, THE NOTORIOUS MSG have arrived with a vengeance. Serving up deep-fried beats straight from the Chinese ghetto, they will not stop until they achieve complete world domination.

This is the story of three renegade restaurant workers from the hardened streets of Chinatown, New York City. Pursuing their dreams of rap superstardom, Hong Kong Fever, Down-Lo Mein and The Hunan Bomb fled the harsh ghettos of Asia only to face more hardships as second-class citizens in America. They struggled to earn a living, toiling in the kitchens and risking their lives as Chinese restaurant delivery boys. Facing robberies and beatings on a daily basis, their fight for survival came to a head when an unknown assailant killed one of their original band members, Funky Buddha. This was the last straw; it was time to fight back.

Rising up with a fury, the trio were reborn and The Notorious MSG exploded onto the NYC music scene with a new calling. Once only fighting to defend themselves, they renewed their fight, this time for all their brothers and sisters in the Chinatown ghettos who would never get the chance to realize their dreams

Along with hard raps about Mott Street and sensitive ballads to a certain special Dim Sum Girl, they also bring it on stage where soy sauce is imbibed like a 40 and egg rolls are smoked like a blunt.

Anyway, as Tom Cruise said, "Who's coming with me?!" (Tickets are five bucks. Friends, let me know if you are interested.)

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FLAVOR OF LOVE: MONEY'D GUYS AND HOT GIRLS

I think the people that participate in this event pretty much deserve one another.  There's a speed dating event next week where the requirements for participants are such: Guys, be rich and girls, be hot. How rich? Like a minimum of $200,000 salary (more depending on age), assest over $1 million, and at least a $4 million trust--with documents to back it up.

And the prospective girls must submit 5 photos for 'hotness' review.

Sweet. A killer stock portfolio and glamour shots. That is love.

Check it out here.

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LAST THURSDAY'S PARTY

I went to a launch party for YRB Magazine on Thursday night, although to be honest, if it weren't for the open bar, I probably would not have gone. I definitely needed a drink that day after work. IMG_8711 Cab ride over to Manor.

IMG_8712 I spent the cab ride perfecting the narcissistic art of taking completely unflattering self-portraits. I give this one a 8 out of 10.

IMG_8713 Munira showing off her non-engagement ring.

IMG_8717 Hey, it's Lauren! It's something about open bars that brings people out.

IMG_8718 Chris and his cuz Sophia are like, "YEA! DRINKING! WOOHOO!"

IMG_8720 Don't try this at home, kids: Jumping while holding an open container in a crowded bar.

Once the open bar ended and Manor reverted back to its 12 dollar drinks, we all peace'd out, but some decided to do some jumps in the frigid NYC night.

IMG_8721 Sophia jumps out of the frame of the photo, while wearing heels. THAT is gangsta.

And then we went to Corner Bistro!

IMG_8726 Note the lipstick stain on Cy. Haha.

IMG_8727 Water with tomato and fry?

IMG_8728 "Yes, please."

IMG_8730 The look of pain is because Corner Bistro is SO GOOD. I didn't think I drank very much that night, but apparently I did because when I got home, I peace'd the fuck out and passed out.

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BOING BOING -- THE STORE

If I had to rank my favorite blogs and websites like they were my MySpace friends, Boing Boing would then definitely be in my top 8. Anyway, I was cleaning out my phone's memory (hey, the subway ride home can be boring at times) and came across this photo of a store I snapped back in the Fall while walking around my neighborhood of Park Slope.

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SUBWAY PHOTO

While riding the busy, but not crowded subway to work this morning, I noticed a large man getting on my car at one of the stops. He is exactly how I've always pictured Ignatius Reilly from "A Confederacy of Dunces." After he stepped in, he looked around and immediately noticed an empty seat. The middle seat was unoccupied while bookending it sat two women--one of a recent college graduate age and the other simply, old. Watching their eyes, I knew what was going on in their heads. Their shared inner monologue went something like this:

Oh dear god. Please don't sit here. I don't want another person's fat to rub on me. No. Don't look here...maybe if I push out my elbows slightly--No! NO!!!

He waddled over, turned around, squeezed in his buttocks-ten times the size of mine--and slowly slid in, like putting toothpaste back into the tube. After twisting side to side to fill every niche of space available, he looked around with satisfaction and began reading his magazine, while ignoring the glares of his two intimate neighbors.

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LAST NIGHT'S PARTY--BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE US OPEN

My boss sent out an email a few days ago saying that our company's PR firm had some tickets available for this year's tennis US Open launch party to be held at Crobar. Hell yea, I want to go!

Of course when I got there around 9:30ish (the earliest I've ever shown up to a club), there was already a mad number of people crowding the door.

IMG_7762 There was actually a red carpet.

IMG_7763 Tennis fan holding a giant tennis...ball...hoping to get it signed by the pros.

Amazingly, when I told the clipboard bitch that I was on the list, she confirmed and let me in without a hitch. I only waited near the front with the rest of the mini-skirts and douchebags for about five minutes. Easy peasy.

IMG_7765 Yea, and I got to walk the carpet. ... No I didn't. Inside Crobar, they had all sorts of visual party favors--some good and some disturbing--including this mock up, where the not-so-famous (like me) can pose in front of the red carpet backdrop.

IMG_7764 Yes, we get it. This is a tennis party.

IMG_7766 It took me about an hour before I realized that these four models were actually two sets of twins.

IMG_7768 Some non-alcoholic drink that they were sampling at the party. I myself, did a lot of sampling of the Grey Goose at the open bar.

IMG_7770 You can ask this bartender, if you don't believe me. Thanks dude for all those sweet vodka tonics and beers--all the more sweeter because my wallet stayed in ma' back pocket.

IMG_7773 Finally ran into my co-workers. R getting his white boy groove ON. He also dropped his drink about ten times.

IMG_7774 So they had all these various models in ridiculous scenarios all over the club, including this flasher.

IMG_7775 EEEEEK.

Afterwards, we got...gift bags!! The VIP bags were amazing--I shared an elevator with a guy who was delivering three of them to a company on my floor (the VIP bags had Trivia Pursuit--The '80s!) and he showed me the goodies in those bags.

My gift bag items:

There was a box of godiva chocolates but I ate those on the subway last night going home before passing out.

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IMG_7781.JPG Water bottle.

IMG_7782.JPG Sandals.

IMG_7783.JPG Uh, a figurine from South African Airlines.

IMG_7784.JPG Tanning spray.

IMG_7785.JPG American Apparel tank top. It's a girl's size large. If any large lady wants this, drop me a line.

IMG_7786.JPG Bottle opener.

IMG_7787.JPG Some gift card that's going straight to the trash (like most of the stuff)

IMG_7788.JPG Christina Whorilera's new album. It's the ish. Pretty damn good.

IMG_7789.JPG Listerine.

IMG_7790.JPG Gym membership.

IMG_7791.JPG Uh, a gift certificate to a place in...Tampa. No thanks.

OH, although I did not get a picture, the only celebrity I saw was Tyrese looking ridiculous (or as ridiculous as ridiculously good looking people can look) with a PDiddy mohawk with a hair fork sticking out the back of it.

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SNAKES ON BROADWAY!

99 percent of you are either not going to have any idea who I'm talking about or care for that matter, but today when I was walking to get lunch, I walked past this guy:

Mark Hunter aka the Cobra Snake (his ingenue muse is behind him by the trash--a telling juxtaposition?) He goes to these hyper-hipster parties and takes party photos, which he posts on his website. He seemed surprise when I said as I walked by "Great photos man." And as we paused at the stoplight, he then passed me a sticker and then I asked him if I could take a photo (result above). From Wired:

Los Angeles-based Hunter may be the first person to make a living off a photoblog. He started a year and a half ago by sneaking into clubs with his point-and-shoot digicam to document the night's drunken festivities. Then he uploaded his photos to TheCobrasnake.com, for everyone to snicker at the next morning. It was easy to garner buzz when shooting the likes of Paris and Nicky Hilton, Beck, Johnny Knoxville, Andr� 3000, Jack Black, and Jarvis Cocker. Soon his pics were showing up in the LA Weekly, and companies showered him with schwag and party invites ("I'm a marketing genius," he says). He has plied his trade at the South by Southwest music fest, the launch party for Sony's PlayStation Portable, and even the NME music awards in London (with hefty stipends to cover travel, of course).

TheCobrasnake.com is as self-consciously crude as its proprietor's fashion sense, with childish illustrations and hundreds of pictures dumped onto pages without annotation. "I don't like futzing. If the photo doesn't look good, I don't mess with it in Photoshop," Hunter tells me. The amateurish look is all part of his brand. It's won him a book deal, and he's taking meetings with the producers of The Real World and The Simple Life, who are planning a reality show about him. But he still hasn't hit the big time - he can't afford a car, and he had to go on Extreme Makeover to get the Lasik eye surgery he wanted.

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STUY TOWN AND PC VILLAGE: FOR SALE?

One of the remaining bastions of affordable housing in Manhattan might be reduced to yet another playground for the rich, trust-fundy, or finance-affiliated.  MetLife announced that it might sell Stuyvesant Town and its coterminous counterpart Peter Cooper Village.  Of course, MetLife stocks rose following this announcement.  I've said it often, but I'll say it again: real estate, particularly in Manhattan, is ridiculous. Why is Peter Cooper so famous?  The man invented Jell-O for god's sake.  JELL-O.  Without him, we would have never had Bill Cosby in those ads shrilling for that gelatin goodness...or jello shots, for that matter.

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BOOMING REAL ESTATE IN VIDEO!

Since no one was killed, it's okay to gawk at this surveillance video recording (Amazingly, not a YouTube clip) of the gas explosion that completely demolished the townhouse on 62nd Street.  In New York City, real estate is practically pornographic.  People obsess over it and fanatically write and blog about it.  When a studio apartment that is the size of a closet costs more than houses in most markets, the obsession--sometimes voyeuristic--with real estate in NYC is understandable.  So, for some real estate buffs, watching the building explosion must have been like watching a snuff film.

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MISSED CONNECTION WITH NAT PORTMAN

My friend Kristy and I took a class on Terrorism at Columbia University taught by groovy professor Stuart Gottlieb (I knew more than a few girls in that class that had a crush on him).  Well, I was in his class in the spring semester of 2005. Today, I got an instant message from Kristy with a link that sent me to this photo with the following caption:

Attending Professor Stuart Gottlieb's 'Terrorism and Counterterrorism' class at Columbia University in promotion for 'V for Vendetta', NYC (March 6th 2006)

There is Natalie Portman standing in front of my professor!  In some way, that is the story of my life right there.  If I just took that class a year later, I would have been sitting 10 feet away from Natalie (albeit, spouting inanities).  Yea, I'm usually the dork that sits in the front row with my laptop out to take notes with.

Screw the pedagogy and world class faculty of ivory towers!  I attended Columbia and Brown to see celebrities!  I was robbed!  Instead, all I got was a very drunk and red faced mayor, Buddy Cianci, speak in my urban studies course about the 'revitalization of the water front.'

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NEW SEASON OF PROJECT RUNWAY SPOILER

So the new season of Project Runway kicked off with a nifty "hat' trick yesterday. By nifty, I meant to say quite terrible. Using materials and items from their apartments, the designers had to construct a dress. One of the designers placed what quite literally resembled a lampshade onto of his model's head. The hat paired with the big lamp hat made the model look...unwell. She might as well have been wearing a bicycle helmet and looking for her baseball. Nonetheless, the model still looked hotter than you and me. That's why she's a model and you aren't. I didn't want to be sucked into yet another reality show (I'm already committed to "So You Think You Can Dance"), but this damn show had me at hello.

Anyhoo, the gossipmongers at New York Daily News have a bit of a spoiler for this season's Project Runway. If you're curious, click on "more" below.

The Daily News writes:

Hungarian model Jia Santos (whose real name is Eliza Jakubek), 18, became one of the three finalists. But near the end of taping, she was struck by a bus while riding her bike to the show's location in the city.

"She was dragged underneath the bus," her agent, Avenue Models' Javier Hernandez, told us yesterday. "She fractured her skull and her eye socket and was in critical condition for three days. Now she has been in intensive care for a month."

Her first words upon waking up, Hernandez tells us, were: "Am I still on 'Project Runway'?"

It's good to see that this model has her priorities in the right place, but I'm wondering who chose her "model" name "Jia Santos." Her real name seems model appropriate. I wonder how frequent this practice of changing names is in the modeling industry.

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Thanks to all ya'll posting comments on this great show.  Please don't stop at this entry. Check out the rest of my blog--I'm sure you'll find something else here that'll amuse you.

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MISS KOREA PAGEANT

The always outraged Angry Asian Man linked to a NY Magazine article that briefly profiles four of the contestants in the 30th annual Miss Korea New York competition. The pageant thing seems so bizarre to me and I don't understand the appeal of it.  MTV had a series on pageant girls this year and from the show, it seemed to me that pageants attracted primarily girls from upper-middle class and affluent families.  I was hoping the show would be scandalous and fabulous, but it was instead banal and pathetic (e.g. pageants held in dingy gymnasiums).  They were also not the most attractive either.  However, women who compete in big national and international pageant competitions are generally banging and fly, albeit in a plastic-y and homogenously Barbie way.

Non-white pageants are slightly different from those featured on MTV or "big league" contests like Miss Teen USA, in that they emphasize, and in the process reaffirm, a particular ethnic or racial culture.  Nevertheless, in the end, you still have the swimsuit component that results in a schizophrenic dissonance between the slut and the doyenne.

As for the NY Magazine article, even though they state nineteen Korean-Americans are competing, it is curious to me as why they felt the need to state how long the contestant has been living in the U.S.  For example, the magazine writes:

Mijin Park, 19, Philadelphia; schoolteacher and college student; in U.S. twelve years.

Essentially, Ms. Park grew up and acculturated in the U.S.  She is American, so I'm quite not sure what the relevance of the last detail is.  I may be over-reacting, but is this yet another subtle code inserted by the magazine to inform their readers (most who are white I presume) that these girls are not quite fully "American" (as defined by whites)?

Unpacking and examining racial symbolism, issues of assimilation, and media critique aside, the rest of Mijin Park's profile made me laugh.

Sang: “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid. Why do you want to win? Audrey Hepburn said you should use one hand to help yourself and the other hand to help others. Which others? I’ve heard in Africa they really need education there. I can help if I have the title. [My favorite response if for the sheer simultaneous incognizance and hubris] Why the Little Mermaid song? She’s trying to get out of the sea to be a person. That’s me. I want to grow from a little girl to a young lady. What’s your favorite Hepburn movie? [Long pause] I’m not really sure.

I'm totally rooting for Mijin, but Naomi "Nina" Kim rocks too.  When asked why she was doing this, she responded, "To represent the Korean race. I want to be the first Korean supermodel."  I hope I see her on America's Next Top Model soon.

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LAST NIGHT'S PARTY

I went out on a Tuesday night to hang out with my friend Mike before he leaves for India tomorrow, Thursday, for a job. He'll be there for the next two years, which is crazy, but exciting. I wish him the best. At the Starbucks on Spring Street in Soho, Mike's alter ego reveals itself.

Me and Mike in Union Square after drinking at Coffee Shop.

Who is cat eating out on the town And make the whole dining room turn they head around Mr Dugga Dugga Dugga.

Mike and his Georgetown buddy, Mook at Botanica. As evident by the collar shirt, Mook just got out of a law firm related social event. We are chilling at Botanica, which is one of my all time favorite bars.

Me and Lauren--another soon to be lawyer.

The lonely and quiet Metro North train ride back.

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NEW YORKER TACKLES NYC HIP HOP

Using NYC's hip hop radio station "Hot 97" as the focal point, the always awesome New Yorker examines the current state of hip hop in New York City. It's a very fascinating, engrossing and entertaining read. Here's an excerpt from the article:

A recent edition features a scene shot last year, before Gravy’s feud with Hot 97, and shortly after he and Fendi had negotiated to take their private label, Dirty Money Records, to Warner Bros., for a reported three million dollars. It is night, and Gravy and Ice-T are standing on Eighth Street, in the Village—a young rapper on the cusp of success, basking in the attention of an elder statesman. “We just chilling,” Ice-T says. “I bumped into Gravy. Say, ‘What’s happening?’ We talking.”

“We gone got the official Gangsta Man,” Gravy says. “You can’t get more gangsta than this man right here, you know?. . . Tell me, what you got going on, Ice-T?”

“Right now, I’m on TV—niggas watching me on ‘Law and Order: Special Victims Unit,’ cause I’m the real mothafuckin’ pimp,” Ice-T says. “Playing the police. Imagine that. That’s real pimpin’ for a street nigga like me.”

Ice-T mentions that he’s got a new album coming out (“Gangsta Rap”), along with a clothing line (310 Motoring) and an energy drink (Liquid Ice) to promote: “I’m just trying to get it all, man. I’m trying to stay in the game.”

Gravy, nodding along, is wearing three huge silver necklaces, with crosses dangling in front of his stomach. “My man, shit, let me check out how you roll,” he says, turning and pointing behind Ice-T to a silver luxury car.

“Yeah, this the Bentley,” Ice-T says, before directing the camera to the front seat, where he shows off a customized steering wheel. “Got a lot of wood up in there. You go check niggas’ Bentleys out, you ain’t even going to see the wood steering wheel, ’cause that’s extra. That cost five thousand. . . . But I got it from hard work.”

Ice-T turns serious. “The hardest thing in the world to get is street respect, where niggas really are happy to see you with this type of stuff, you dig? That’s the hardest thing to obtain, is to get it, and have the hood feel like you deserve it, you dig? ’Cause you can go out there, get a budget, and get a whole bunch of money—niggas will run right up in your crib and repossess that bullshit, real quick. Look, look, look— ”

A double-decker sightseeing bus has pulled to a stop behind the Bentley (“Ladies and gentlemen, Ice-T!”), and tourists on the upper level begin snapping pictures. “What’s up, Ice-T?”

“What’s happening?” he shouts back.

“There he is!”

Turning to face the camera again, Ice-T smirks, and says, “That’s all white people—trip. That’s all white people. So you got to be good in the hood, and gets respect from the top deck, you dig? World renowned, internationally known, and locally respected. That’s me and Saucy”—Gravy—“we do it like that.”

The cameraman asks, “Ice-T, how’s the rap game changed since you’ve come up?”

“I mean, the rap game’s changed a lot, but I’m not mad at it,” he says. “It’s more raw. . . . Now every rap crew is made of real mothafuckin’ dangerous individuals, you dig what I’m saying? You got to understand, I got in the rap game to get out of the streets. . . . Now the streets is in the rap game.” Ice-T, as if in a time warp, appears to be counselling his protégé Gravy from some vantage point in the future. “Now niggas idolize the shot, not the shooter,” he says. “You brag how many times you got shot. I’m supposed to be impressed? . . . I’m down with the niggas who staying on the streets, who ain’t getting shot, ’cause nobody wants to shoot ’em. . . . I’m down with the niggas who come from the gutter but are trying to do it right, so they can feed they kids. Them is my crew. . . . Like this, ya heard?” He tugs Gravy back into the frame. “If you motivate niggas to do low, you hustling sideways.”

Ice-T’s wife, Coco, who is white, enters the picture, and his mood lightens. “She representing—just got her mothafuckin’ nails done,” he says. “I love her to death. . . . All the black women that got problems with Ice-T with a white girl? Kiss my fucking ass.” Then he puts his arm around Coco and starts singing “We Are the World,” swaying from side to side.

People are asking me why I'm switching from my old blog to this new one. If they use the points made in this article as a metaphor, they'll understand my motivations. I'm just trying to step up my game, ya heard?

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A GIRL'S GUIDE TO SNAGGING A BANKER

I can't blame girls for wanting to date investment bankers.  Hell, I want to date an i-banker.  I would love to eat at Masa and be taken on vacation to the islands.  So the attraction the ladies have for Mr. Goldman Sachs is understandable, but some of you are probably thinking: I have a pair of breasts, a vagina and and a degree from Penn--How come I'm not dating an i-banker?   The answer may lie in where you work, how you dress, and who you roll with.

Well, like anything else, there are rules to becoming a banker girlfriend. If you commit to these 5 simple yet indispensible guidelines, you are well on your way to having a loving, fulfilling relationship with the banker of your dreams, (and possibly a three-story in Greenwich, with unlimited access to brawny pool boys and the latest in pharmaceuticals)

1. Work at Sotheby's.

This is first for a reason. I simply can not stress enough the importance of working at Sotheby's. Sotheby's is what we call a "feeder workplace". Each year, a high percentage of Sotheby's women go on to date bankers from all the "bulge brackets".

If, for some reason, you can not get a job at Sotheby's, there are a few other acceptable professions, including: development at the MOMA or Natural History Museum, PR, and book publishing (anywhere but HarperCollins, for obvious reasons).

To read more...Click Here.

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SUBURB IS NOT SO QUIET

One would think that a hoity-toity community like Scarsdale would be tranquil. I lived briefly in a first floor apartment on 30th and 1st that was across the street from a major hospital and even that situation (imagine ambulence sirens all. the. time.) was more peaceful than Scarsdale.  It's ridiculous.  I think someone is simultaneously running a lawn mower and a chainsaw right outside my window.

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