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The Real Natural

The classic baseball film The Natural starring Robert Redford was based in part on real-life Chicago Cubs star Eddie Waitkus who was "shot in the chest by Ruth Ann Steinhagen, an obsessed fan, on June 14, 1949, at the Edgewater Beach Hotel in Chicago." After being hit, he asked, "Baby, what did you do that for?" Man, people talked so cool in the olden days!

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Little League World Series' Only Perfect Game

Interesting sports history from Smithsonian Magazine: In 1957 in front of 10,000 cheering spectators in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, a group of mostly poor kids from Monterrey, Mexico become the first foriegn team to win the Little League World Series. Not expecting to progress far in the tournament, the team often only had enough money for two meals a day and even dealt with expired visas. They eventually defeated the team from La Mesa, California in a win which remains the only perfect game in a Little League World Series championship game-a feat that stands to this day. Their victory lap included a stop at the White House where they met then-President Eisenhower and Vice President Richard Nixon.

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And...That Happened

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrrx5CgdZaA] And oldie but goodie: a "clueless" John Mayer does play-by-play at a baseball game where things happen.

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Good Times Never Seem So Good

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9RodAn0pVw] I don't know how long this video will be good before suits get it pulled from YouTube, but here's Neil Diamond finally singing in person Sweet Caroline at Fenway Park in the Red Sox season opener against the New York Yankees. One of the coolest traditions in modern sports IMHO.

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Pro Soccer Team Versus 100 Kids

Yet another reason for why I need to leave for Japan right now: A professional soccer team takes the field (or pitch?) against 100 relatively skilled kids for an EPIC and thrilling soccer match for some Japanese variety show. The takeaway here is the importance of crosses. Up next obviously: 5 year olds in a fight.

Part 1 (Featuring pre-match analysis and game starts around 5:50)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3WSpjRXYDE]

Part 2

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DYclLqgtCM]

Part 3

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NCT6S9rMw]

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Bill Simmons Over 40 Batting Order

Bill Simmons re-examines his Diane Lane All Stars (his team of hot 40-years-old or older actresses in Hollywood). His batting order for 2010:

1. Jennifer Aniston (40) -- I like having a single leadoff hitter with rumbling ovaries. Aggressive and unquestionably desperate. You'd fear her on the basepaths.

2. Sandra Bullock (46) -- Cheery veteran, good for the clubhouse, willing to give up at-bats and move runners along to help the team.

3. Heather Graham (40) -- Power, OPS, speed, the whole package. It's almost unfair to the others that she's eligible. It's like when Jack Nicklaus joined the PGA Senior Tour.

4. Halle Berry (43) -- Perennial MVP candidate, someone you have to see in person to fully appreciate her greatness. Our highest-paid player.

5. Selma Hayek (43) -- Fiery Latina, prodigious natural gifts, famous for people gawking at her tape measure … home runs.

6. Catherine Zeta-Jones (40) -- She's our David Ortiz, an aging foreign slugger who's four or five years older than listed.

7. Kelly Preston (47) -- Don't worry about the creepy Travolta stink on her. She's still putting up big stats, and the statistical community loves her.

8. Demi Moore (47) -- Knows all the chemical shortcuts and can help anyone else who needs advice on surgery or botox.

9. Cheryl Hines (44) -- Keeps the team loose, keeps everyone laughing, doesn't go for her own stats, gives us a hot-selling jersey for our Jewish fans. Can play four positions.

Starting pitcher: Diane Lane (45) -- Crafty veteran, namesake of the team, knows every trick in the book. She's like Jack Morris circa 1991. You want her out there in big games.

Set-up reliever: Maria Bello (42) -- Can throw one inning or three, has the highest "nude scene per movie" ratio of any decent actress.

Closer: Cindy Crawford (43) -- Still routinely hits 103 on the radar gun.

Coaching staff: Jacqueline Bisset, Julie Christie, Helen Mirren (all in their 60s). Why is it that women with accents retain a level of hotness that American women can't match?

I really can't argue with this list.

Update: In light of Sandra Bullock's drama involving her cheating Nazi-ing husband, I wonder if Simmons needs to reconsider Bullock's position in the line-up.

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Sad Cow Bell Girl on National TV

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r02-oZAW4&feature=player_embedded] Step aside Christopher Walken, there's a new cow bell star, although by the look on her expression she doesn't seem to be too happy about it. Watch as this band girl sourly performs at this year's Fiesta Bowl between Boise State and Texas Christian University (TCU). It's hilarious. I think she prefers less cowbells.

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Crazy Acrobatics Show Reel

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpcYa1IeSAw] This guy can do everything that a 12 year old boy wishes he can do: run along walls, do back flips off walls, skateboard, juggle, and other various ninja warrior stuff. I thought I was talented because I could juggle, but after watching this video I feel like my whole life is a lie just like spoiler alert: Shuttered Island.

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Malcolm Gladwell: Why Football is Ruined

In part 3 of his latest thought provoking and entertaining conversation with the Sports Guy Bill Simmons, author Malcolm Gladwell summarizes his thoughts on why (American) football has "been ruined for [him]" and "increasingly of the opinion that it is screwed up -- on a moral level -- in a way that no other professional sport is."

Think about it. The league has a salary cap (which limits players' pay), minimal health insurance for retirees and no guaranteed contracts. In other words, the owners reserve the right to limit the pool of money available to players, to walk away from contracts whenever they please and then hold no long-term responsibility for the health of the players whose contracts they have limited and declined to honor. Coal miners aren't treated this badly. And now we strongly suspect a fourth fact: that some significant percentage of ex-players, as a direct result of playing professional football, will suffer from dementia in their 40s and 50s, in addition to all the known and significant other health risks of the game (severe arthritis, substantially elevated risk of heart disease, etc.).

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