Despite being in front of a computer ALL DAY, I knew I'd be greatly rewarded when I came home and logged back on to teh Internets. And I saw what the fellas at Us Versus Them had to say. And it was good. We've seen the original Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon. Then Jimmy Kimmel Fucking Ben Affleck. Then some actress fucking Seth Rogan. And now, of course we have a campaign bang between Obama and Hillary.
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Who woulda thunk that if you slowed down Jeff Goldblum's voice in that old iMac ad he was in that he'd sound like an inebriated Jeff Goldblum? The genius of all of it is that it makes Apple seem even MORE appealing to me now. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI]
I found this via Moye's old company's blog which is always pretty terrific, even if I can't view half the stuff in public. But occasionally they'll post some good ol' harmless funny videos like this one involving your favorite Muppets. Apparently when the Muppets think the cameras aren't on they were cussing like old sailors throwing back whiskey with Bob Saget. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw]
I first saw this on the ever informational blog Kottke (although I've never quite dang figured out how to pronounce it). For those of you unaware of Flickr, which is a great photo hosting website and community, you can "tag" any photo on Flickr and make a comment about that portion of the photo. This feature is most often used by Kevin whenever he sees a cute girl in a photo that I've uploaded. Kevin tags them with a note that asks me "Who be this girl?" Anyway, check out how many times people have tagged this Flickr photo:
Dear neighbor, During the winter holiday months of December and January, the christmas lights on your apartment balcony that I can see from my bedroom window makes me feel festive and joyful. When those same lights are STILL hanging there in April, they remind me of sketchy dive bars in East Providence.
Warm Regards,
MRod
The segment/commercial that explains this new entry into the bra marketplace is pretty wonderful. I would write more however I'm pretty exhausted from a long day, but I just wanted to share this with you because I care. And in a little world called "courtesy" that I grew up in, I was taught that that sharing IS caring. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAgfpvacCk]
Watch this video of a jazzy Korean band where the singer croons some love song. What makes this blog worthy is the chubby drummer in the background who is playing and acting as if this is a Def Leppard concert. It starts off a little slow but you'll be amply rewarded. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=dw3z9s99r64]
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, all foes to true understanding. Likewise tolerance, or broad, wholesome charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in our little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
- Mark Twain
Well I can now check off "Witness elephants walking down a NYC street" on my list of things to do.
This dude kept telling me to back up. Ah, hell no-He's not stopping me from seeing these elephants.
I feel bad for these animals tho... :( Run! MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!! RUN LITTLE GUY!
DAMN YOU BARNUM! AND DAMN YOU MR. BAILEY! Let my people go!
So apparently the new In-possible to get pass the door bar is SubMercer--that bar in the basement of celebu-posh Mercer Hotel. But what does it mean for these discreet bars when the digital advertising screens in the elevator of my large corporate office building spotlights them, as it did with the SubMercer this morning on my ride up to my office, as the new "It" bar in New York City?
In response to Mario Cuomo's suggestion that Obama and Clinton share the ticket, Hillary responds:
"Discussions like this are premature because this is an historic campaign, and Democrats are more energized than ever, and there are millions of voices yet to be heard...Unlike the Obama campaign, we think everyone's vote should count, and we shouldn't end the race until [everyone] has had a chance to vote."
Yea, you know because Barack Obama is going around disenfranchising voters. Note extreme level of sarcasm. I hope that was her idea of a funny April Fool's joke.
This is terribly hilarious. I barely know where to begin. First Glasses Boy looks like he's doing the robot. Yo, someone tap that arm to make it swing! If there was a hall of fame devoted to bad arm-around-the-girl move, then this kid would be the Babe. The Sultan of No Game. The Great Armino. Now check out Curly 'Fro dude on the other side of the Coveted Blond. Curly Fro is totally cock blocking Glasses Boy. To my female readers: Which is creepier for you if you were the blond chick? The meaty hand on the arm or the dude pressing his sternum-stomach area against you? And you HAVE to choose.
And like the original source (giving credit where due) points out, check out the cup Glasses Boy is holding:
2 hot 4 you...with a question mark. lol.
And the story concludes with both dudes at church camp always saving her a seat around the fire and fighting to make her the best s'mores. And on their last day of camp, she starts talking about how excited she is to head back home and see her high school quarterback boyfriend.
The End.
The online stalkerazzi have found another video of Spitzer's special gal pal friend cavorting with George Clooney's girlfriend. This is like when two spectacular black holes collide (according to my latest issue of the Smithsonian Magazine), except the black holes aren't just a mysterious cosmic phenomenon but also extremely sexy and sorta not safe for work.
So this isn't a surprise to a couple of you, but I'm packing up my bags yet again and headed to the west coast at the end of this month, specifically to LA. Details to come. In the meantime:
GOOD BYE NYC.
HELLO LOS ANGELES.
It is impossible to tell you all the insults my painting of this year has won me, but I don't care, for when I am no longer controversial I will no longer be important.
- Courbet
HAHAHA. Look at Jim's sly onanist face in the last part. LOL. I've blogged about this previously where the annoying cat is removed from the comic strip which results, in my opinion, in something that is more hysterical and surreal than its original irritating and stale iteration.
I snapped this photo this afternoon in Soho.
A few weeks ago, I spotted a shiny gold wrapper by our office door. It remained there all day. No surprise, I mean who wants to pick it up? I thought maybe I was the only one that noticed it, but later that same day my coworker laughingly asked, "Hey, did you see that thing by the door?!" It being exactly what you think it is:
