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The Ultimate Super Bowl Party Snack

A snack platter like this is really truly worthy of a Super Bowl that features the marquees of the NFL--not the Cardinals. Anyway, the Super Bowl party I'm attending this weekend better either have this (thanks @pbad) or this:

The Field: 1 Pound of Guacamole 15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone 15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone 2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players: 15 Vienna Sausages Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts: 1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post 1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands: 58 Twinkies 1 Pound of Bacon 1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos 1 Bag of Cheetos 1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips 1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp: 20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375 TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285

[Thanks Nnamdi!]

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This Makes Me Laugh

I've never actually watched Tyra's daytime talk show, but I could watch this clip over and over and over again. It's so stoopid, but I can't tear my eyes away. (GIF image may take a bit to load. Please be patient. It's worth it.)

OM NOM NOM NOM

OM NOM NOM NOM

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Do You Want a Sprite?

A funny video from my buddies Nick and Otto, the talented duo at Factorii. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dlb-MCf6tc&fmt=18]

Do you want more??? Well, you can check out more of their shorts here, including the famous Facebook Gangsta:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM3PrsNDzW8&fmt=18]

PEACE.

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Penmenship on the Decline

Some argue that handwriting and specifically cursive script has suffered in today's age of typing and texting.

In 2006 only 15% of students taking the SAT wrote out their essays in cursive script; all the rest -- no doubt to the relief of the examiners -- used block letters.

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Sobbing Giants Fan

Does this crying Giants fan want some cheese with all that whine? Giants fans, please explain this behavior!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ&fmt=18]

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Worst Goalie Ever.

We've all made mistakes. I would occasionally get caught out of position in soccer or ultimate frisbee (shut up), but this goalie takes it to a whole 'nother level in the fuck up category. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvkOKUkVRyU&fmt=18]

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Her Morning Elegance

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_HXUhShhmY&fmt=18] This imaginative video was created by Oren Lavie. I've said it before that I'm a sucker for this stuff. I concur with Ashley's sentiment:

I really adore the magic captured in stop motion videos.

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Armand Van Helden, NYC Beat

This music video was playing at the gym tonight. It reminded me of American Apparel ads. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itB10jNb2dY&fmt=18]

The brunette in the video is model Daisy Lowe, daughter of Bush front man Gavin Rossdale.

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Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Popular Mechanics (1949)

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Classic Poser Poses

Vice explicates the epidemic of posing which has "swelled into a grotesque titan of pouting, winking and the faux salute" thanks to Facebook.

The “from above” As Jonathan Swift taught us, everyone looks better from above. Fewer chins, less coke nostril, bigger eyes. And so it is that every single photo has a weirdly truncated arm going off the side of the frame as the poser holds their camera a good three feet above their upturned faces, like a chick waiting for their mother to vomit down their gullets.

View rest here.

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