Kiersten Essenpreis awesomely illustrates and distills the main difference between Chicago and Brooklyn into one very important distinction. However, no matter how you slice it, the Brooklyn folded pizza always comes out on top.
Your single serve tumblr link of the day is Gifs of Popular Rappers. It's like jumping into a time machine back to TRL.
Today's single serve Tumblr site: Clients from Hell.
Client: "I want them to be rectangles, but I want them to have the feel of a triangle."
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Kottke compiles the first reviews of the new iPad by the tech industry's most influential, including Walt Mossberg who reportedly is the highest paid journalist at the Wall Street Journal. Mossberg writes:
The iPad is much more than an e-book or digital periodical reader, though it does those tasks brilliantly, better in my view than the Amazon Kindle. And it's far more than just a big iPhone, even though it uses the same easy-to-master interface, and Apple says it runs nearly all of the 150,000 apps that work on the iPhone.It's qualitatively different, a whole new type of computer that, through a simple interface, can run more-sophisticated, PC-like software than a phone does, and whose large screen allows much more functionality when compared with a phone's. But, because the iPad is a new type of computer, you have to feel it, to use it, to fully understand it and decide if it is for you, or whether, say, a netbook might do better.
Any of my early adopter friends getting this?
While browsing Amazon's bargain bin of 100 mp3 albums for $5 each, I unearthed this gem of a Hall and Oates album cover. Did someone take a bite out of John Oates' hair?
I hope my friend was joking...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXfpiUtF5c] Here's Chris Isaak performing "Wicked Game" (before it became an awesomely topless Helena Christensen music video and Billboard top 10 hit) on Art Fein's cable access show on December 26, 1990. Cable access! This song would eventually reach #6 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in January 1991.
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9cCrg5hpm8] Sweet light show!
This sculpture by Nicolas Rubinstein would be an interesting addition to any children's room.
[vimeo http://vimeo.com/10371115] Wait What Music mash Notorious BIG classics with songs from The XX's debut album. The above is Biggie's Juicy and VCR by XX.
Download the entire mash-up album here.
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The bed and breakfast Shrute Farm, owned and operated by "The Office's" Dwight Shrute has over 600 (often funny) reviews over at Trip Advisor with 81 percent of visitors recommending this hotbed of beet-related agrotourism. According to the New York Times article on this, the particular episode which mentioned Trip Advisor was written by Paul Lieberstein aka Toby Flenderson, Michael's nemesis in Human Resources.
Terry Richardson recently snapped an older and wiser Zoolander.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHX0pv8_JOE] Julia Child appears on Late Show with David Letterman to demonstrate how to make an uncooked hamburger or tartare to a highly skeptical and pretty funny host. It does look pretty foul...
Random Julia Child fact: She stood 6 feet, 2 inches tall.
Can I replace art with blogging?
KIDDING. I <3 INTERNETS.

Love this instant balcony by artist Julien Berthier.
The New Yorker blog mocks reviews my bookshelf.
Okay, this dog toy settles it. I'm going to get a puppy this weekend.
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An open letter to James Cameron:
Dear Mr. Cameron,
Darth Vader versus Batman. Please make this happen.
Kind regards,
MRod.
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