Add some shine to your swagger with these Christian Louboutin shoes. In other words, Jeff, if you are reading this: YOU NEED TO GET THESE SHOES.
It's supposed to hit 100 degrees or more tomorrow in New York City, which reminds me of this opening voice-over narration to one of my all time favorite classic comedies, The Seven Year Itch.
The island of Manhattan derives its name from its earliest inhabitants - the Manhattan Indians. They were a peaceful tribe, setting traps, fishing, hunting. And there was a custom among them. Every July when the heat and the humidity on the island became unbearable, they would send their wives and children away for the summer, up the river to the cooler highlands, or if they could afford it, to the seashore. The husbands of course, would remain behind on the steaming island to attend to business - setting traps, fishing, and hunting.
A daily affirmation gum for those days when telling yourself "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" isn't quite enough.
Dan Webb's "Shroud." Carved redwood. Mad skillz.
The Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, Washington attempted to smuggle the following items into jail rectally: a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana. [Via]
The greatest punch in the history of cinema.
[Hat tip: Ro]
It's a long holiday weekend so go extra wild.
Andre Woolery needed a coat rack in his room, so he sharpie'd one up on the wall. I like this a lot. It left an impression on me. I thought it was pretty sharp.
The Dream Team, version 2.
This year's New York Knicks starting line up of LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh is going to incredible. I got season tickets! And then I woke up.
Update: @madbrows made the following insightful observation: "I love how he has ice on his crouch too while he's holding imaginary breasts."
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The LinkedIn profile of (accused) Russian spy Anna Chapman. She listed her position during her time at Barclays London as "Slave."
How to be 
This is the sort of quality day time television that those of us working during the day miss.
Also, my advice to this girl who can't stop noshing on toilet paper: stop or just stop admitting you enjoy the finest fiber offered by Charmin, because who seriously is asking questions that would compel you to admit and disclose such a (Ed. disgusting) habit. Of all the subjects and issues there are to discuss in this world, how does one end up on this topic? Now that her secret has been revealed to the world, she's going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.
Anthony James' decadent installation "KO" stars a burnt Ferrari 355 Spider. Cue Darth Vader's Nooooooooooooo.
My immediate thought when I first saw this photo.