This is the sort of quality day time television that those of us working during the day miss.
Also, my advice to this girl who can't stop noshing on toilet paper: stop or just stop admitting you enjoy the finest fiber offered by Charmin, because who seriously is asking questions that would compel you to admit and disclose such a (Ed. disgusting) habit. Of all the subjects and issues there are to discuss in this world, how does one end up on this topic? Now that her secret has been revealed to the world, she's going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.