These two guys from College Humor have been playing increasingly more and more vicious pranks on one another. The latest one is down right violent! And I love it.
After watching the most recent prank, I wrote the following memo to myself: If a friend pranks me by making my girlfriend of three years think I'm proposing to her via the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium, resign myself to fate, get down on one knee and let her choose the date. Or get slapped in front of thousands of sulphurous Yankee fans. By choosing the former, at least I'll always have my dignity.
But then again do I really want to be with a girl who seriously thought I was proposing to her by texting to the Jumbotron? Or do girls really become that blinded at the prospect of being proposed to and toss all rationality and common sense out the window? If I go to a baseball game with a girlfriend of three years and she sees "Hey [insert girl name]. Marry me? - Mrod" on the Jumbotron, I would hope she knows me well enough to know that I would never do such a thing and assume it's a prank.
Now if she sees that same message at Madison Square Garden at a Knicks game, she better be prepared to say 'yes,' 'da,' or 'si.'