My friend for whatever reason--and in his defense he really doesn't use his work computer or Internet for too much personal stuff--receives TONS of junk email and spam on his work computer. He forwarded to me one particular spam that is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever read. WARNING: It's pretty explicit and extremely not safe for work.
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