Paris Hilton was in South Korea recently for a Fila promotion (who wears that stuff nowadays anyhow??) and at a fan meet-and-greet event, her presence was so overwhelming for one young boy fan that he broke down into tears.
Damn, son. MAN UP. You should have brought a little XO and flipped that cell phone to video mode, and you could have lost your virginity at the age of 7.