I went with a very literal descriptive headline for this photo, which I seriously hesitated about posting and secondly, I just can't believe it was NOT photoshopped.
Anyway, is this photo the stuff of wet dreams for conservative Americans?
Aside from that above throwaway low blow statement, I'm pretty speechless. Actually, I'm the opposite of speechless, and I want to say so much about it, but like Socrates I'm going to leave it up to you guys for your best caption or headline for this photo. Here are some starting points to help you on your way: patriotic swim suit, guy in background holding a tall boy and smoking a cig, ANOTHER rifle in the background.
As an Alaskan, I want to reiterate again that there are many good people in Alaska.
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Update: This CAN'T be real. HAS to be photoshopped right? Right? Confirmed. Still hilarious.
Update 2:
FAKE.
Still hilarious tho.