As an intern on an intern salary, McDonalds is a necessary evil good in my life. An intern can't afford drinks at Milk & Honey. An intern can however afford the McNuggitini which is basically a liquid happy meal for happy hour.
Recipe below with a pinch of wit.
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking) 1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger) 1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard) 1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
And accompanying this fine liquor is of course, the McGangBang, an entire McChicken sandwich placed inside a double cheeseburger.
This sandwich incidentally can be made for a total of $2.16, which should satisfy both your hungry stomach and your empty wallet.
- The Intern