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Wrestling Panda Logo

Hahaha. This is awesome.

In case you are confused as to why the image above is funny, here's the significance: Although both organizations had shared the initials WWF since 1979, the World Wildlife Fund (now the World Wide Fund for Nature) sued the World Wrestling Federation in 2000 claiming the wrestling company "had violated a 1994 agreement regarding international use of the WWF initials." In 2002, the World Wrestling Federation became World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).

Man, MRod, way to suck the life out of this entry with boring trademark, er, copyright (?) blah blah blah bullshit.

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ABC News on Palin's Troopergate

If you aren't familiar "Troopergate," the ongoing scandal in Alaska concerning Palin's abuse of power as governor then check out this short ABC News segment on this story. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOBWZ7Jocc8]

If she did nothing wrong then why stretch out this scandal by having your lawyers challenge the right of the tasked senate committee from investigating the matter?

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Ouch!

Planet Dan's weekly Friday edition of hilarious, often painful to watch, gifs never disappoints:

Watch until the very end of the clip for the jackpot moment.

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Coming Soon: Ghostbusters 3?

Variety is reporting that Columbia studio has hired two producers from the US The Office to write the script for what would be Ghostbusters 3!

Progress had been slow because of the likely wage demands of the original cast, Variety reported.

But the recruitment of Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, nominated for Emmy awards for their work on The Office, to write the script is being seen as a sign that the film will finally be made.

I don't know how well it'll translate today, but I'm excited about this development.

[Thanks Rolando!]

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Hilarious Misspelled Sign at RNC

Hahahah! What an amazing find by the guys at Us Versus Them:

This RNC attendee holding up a sign in support of the "The Mavrick" is clearly a moron. This sign and the convention attendee is not a good look for ya'll.

And the dude couldn't even draw a star. You know, those normal all American stars that any patriotic citizen learned how to work out back in pre-kindergarten. Instead he drew a bunch of asterisks, which is actually kind of subversive now that I think about it.

[Thanks Robb!]

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Worst Internship Ever Nominee: NY Sun Internship

The rules for interns at the New York Sun, newspaper that makes the New York Post look like a NPR mouthpiece, are downright draconian! Gawker helpfully got a copy and highlighted the extreme ones. SafariScreenSnapz009-4

I cannot wait to say "goodnight" to this rag of a newspaper when it goes out of business. The day will come.

To see rest of the "Guidelines for Interns" click here.

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Insane Guys Do Pull-Ups Over City

I could barely watch this video of some dudes cavalierly crawl around and hang off some monkey-bar structure, which wouldn't be a big deal except that this thing is hanging high over the city. Watching them do pull-ups while untethered made me feel nauseous and my palms sweaty. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaT3ik0sC7o]

I'm kidding, but only sort when I say that it seems only white people do stunts like this and rarely if at all do I ever spot a person of color in such a scenario.

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Inside Job: Saks Finance Manager + 1 Arrested for Stealing Thousands

A Saks finance manager, 51-year-old Ava John and her 32-year-old niece were "arrested and charged with stealing at least $680,000 from the company in a false invoicing scheme." The best part about these stories is typically what the thieves blew their money on. Anyway, this reminds me of a recent New Yorker article by John Colapinto that looks at the history and current high-tech strategies (Target has an actual crime laboratory inside their office headquarters) of retail loss prevention or the prevention of "shrink," that is "the erosion of profits--some forty billion dollars in 2006...resulting from shoplifting, employee theft, and organized retail crime (professional thieves who steal goods in large volume for resale)." Interestingly Colapinto states that "the biggest theft problem faced by retailers is internal."

Shoplifting accounts for almost thirty-two percent of shrink; employee, or internal, theft accounts for almost forty-seven per cent.

And these two movies below are my two all time fave con movies, and they are classier than a tuxedo t-shirt, too. If you're gonna steal, do it with class and style:

The Sting

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCfflhAHbT0]

Inside Man

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWG-ul0rJE]

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In Defense of Alaska: Why this Alaskan is Palin Hatin'

Over the past year the number of visitors to my blog has been trending very high (40,088 visits in the month of August alone!) , and I want to thank everyone--BFFs, friends, long time readers, RSS subscribers, coworkers, recent regulars, commentors, strangers, roommates, and especially your mom (Hah!)--for your patronage, proselytizing (Word to Jeff!), tips and links, and feedback. I'd keep doing this even if I only received one visit a day, because I've always enjoyed blogging. And because sharing is caring, right? Lately, many of you may have noticed a surge of items related to politics with a decidedly partisan tone. You are wondering, "What the hell, MRod? Where're the links and stories about Lindsay Lohan's budunkadunk, phenomenons dumping across the nation and Internets, Hot Girl, and the most memorable night in MRod's drinking career, and large tumor man? What's with all this election blah blah crap?" Well, to answer that, do not fear, the meat and potatoes aren't going to be taken off the menu any time soon or ever. And it is these sort of stories that transcend politics and other divisive topics, at least temporarily right?

I know that for your political news and commentary, most of you (as well as you should!) go to more legitimate, articulate, and better researched sources. However for the next few months I will be continue to post news, photos, opinion pieces, and diatribes pertaining to lies, hypocrisies, exaggerations, and interference coming from the McCain/Palin camp.

This is fair warning for my conservative, republican, and/or apolitical readers.

As for my particular attitude towards and fierce condemnation of Sarah Palin, the "pit bull" that lacks teeth in this historic and important election, it can be explained: Palin hits a raw and personal nerve here at MRod, because she has now become the face of Alaska, the state that raised me. I knew that I was from a unique locale, a state whose political, economic, and demographic characteristics were peculiar even by our nation's colorful patchwork quilt of states. It works for the state but it's not one that translates necessarily into dealing with or even understanding the current complex domestic and international issues facing America, such as Russia's aggressive posturing in Ossetia and Abkhazia and against NATO and the EU, or the massive crisis facing the US government-guaranteed mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. I would even go so far as to question whether Palin was aware last week of the latter looming disaster.

There are good people up there in the Last Frontier, and many of them, democrats, republicans, libertarians (duh), and everyone in between essentially want their annual permanent fund dividend and to be left alone. That's kind of why a lot of them move there, stay there, or return there. Something about the oh, I don't know, the geographic location maybe?, self-selects that trait. And the Sarah Palin that was on stage at the RNC is not what Alaska and Alaskans are all about. Alaska is family to me, and when on occasion a family member does something egregious that disparages other family members, then the toughest and loudest critic has to be from within. I disagree with many of McCain's policies, positions, et cetera, but he isn't family, unlike Palin. And family is about emotion. Palin is disparaging the good family of Alaska and I'm not going to stand for it.

And neither should other Alaskans. I know we all get a thrill out of one of our own making the national news, but fellow Alaskans, mark my words: With Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens' indictment and R-VP hopeful Sarah Palin, You shouldn't rely too heavily on future federal earmarks, but instead expect tougher fights in Congress, and a lot more scrutiny from the national media on the political and economic shenanigans that we've all sort of winked our eyes at. However this election goes down, the result is not going to be pretty for Alaska. The chickens are finally coming home to roost and Palin left the door wide open.

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Gloria Steinem on Sarah Palin: Wrong Woman, Wrong Message

Incontrovertible women's rights advocate and American icon Gloria Steinem wades into the Palin (who "shares nothing but a chromosome with Clinton") discussion with a focused Op-Ed in the LA Times. I strongly urge you to read Steinem's piece, but here are the highlights (bolded portions are my editorial emphasis):

This isn't the first time a boss has picked an unqualified woman just because she agrees with him and opposes everything most other women want and need. Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere.

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She was elected governor largely because the incumbent was unpopular, and she's won over Alaskans mostly by using unprecedented oil wealth to give a $1,200 rebate to every resident. Now she is being praised by McCain's campaign as a tax cutter, despite the fact that Alaska has no state income or sales tax. Perhaps McCain has opposed affirmative action for so long that he doesn't know it's about inviting more people to meet standards, not lowering them.

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So let's be clear: The culprit is John McCain. He may have chosen Palin out of change-envy, or a belief that women can't tell the difference between form and content, but the main motive was to please right-wing ideologues...

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[Palin] opposes just about every issue that women support by a majority or plurality. She believes that creationism should be taught in public schools but disbelieves global warming; she opposes gun control but supports government control of women's wombs; she opposes stem cell research but approves "abstinence-only" programs, which increase unwanted births, sexually transmitted diseases and abortions; she tried to use taxpayers' millions for a state program to shoot wolves from the air but didn't spend enough money to fix a state school system with the lowest high-school graduation rate in the nation; she runs with a candidate who opposes the Fair Pay Act but supports $500 million in subsidies for a natural gas pipeline across Alaska; she supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve, though even McCain has opted for the lesser evil of offshore drilling.

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As a lifetime member of the National Rifle Assn., she doesn't just support killing animals from helicopters, she does it herself. She doesn't just talk about increasing the use of fossil fuels but puts a coal-burning power plant in her own small town. She doesn't just echo McCain's pledge to criminalize abortion by overturning Roe vs. Wade, she says that if one of her daughters were impregnated by rape or incest, she should bear the child. She not only opposes reproductive freedom as a human right but implies that it dictates abortion, without saying that it also protects the right to have a child.

Read full text here.

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Crocs in the Kitchen!

In addition to rock stars and French ministers, we can now add world class famous chefs, such as Mario Batali to the Croc Fan Club.

We scuttled away avoiding eye-contact with them until my girlfriend glimpsed a pair of bright orange crocs under the table. She firmly grasped my forearm and whispered,

“That’s Mario Batali.”

Me: “No way. Which one? Where?”

“The one in the orange crocs!”

What more validation do you people need??? Crocs are a YES. I heard Kanye, Marc Jacobs, and John Mayer have started wearing them as well. Allegedly.

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When did "Community Organizer" Become a Bad Thing?

The thing that struck me most vicious and "out of bounds" about Sarah Palin's blitz attack tonight was her and the audience's visceral derisiveness that "dripped contempt" for Obama's experience as a community organizer in the...South Side of Chicago. When did the job of community organizer in a rough district become a bad thing? I Her attack is all the more galling coming from someone whose own qualifications are highly suspect and moreover who hasn't faced a single vote on a national level. Nonetheless she relates herself to a pit bull (over compensation much?), and attacks a man who on his own received the support of MILLIONS of Americans who voted, chose him, and said "Yes, Barack Obama can lead our country."

Gov. Palin: Bravo, tonight was your night and you demonstrated your ability to read a rehearsed ghost written speech in front of an adoring predominantly white and very conservative choir. However I can't help but recall the ol' adage that my Dad used to say to me while I grew up in Alaska: "Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash." Well, tonight your mouth wrote a very HUGE check. You're about to discover what community organizers can do.

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